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Online: Yesterday
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Gwendoline
- Age:
- 38
- City:
- Wofford Heights
- Hair:
- Not important
- Relation Type:
- Man seeking romanceBills play today
- Seeking:
- Looking sex
- Relationship Status:
- Single
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About
A kid punched me in the balls in China. Let's date. There are a lot of humorless guys in Austin, the type that hate on Christopher Columbus when they get buzzed at Shangri-la. I've heard enough about chemtrails and conspiracy theories to last me a lifetime. I understand where they're coming from but I'm not one of those.
Still recovering from jet lag. So bear with me. It's been a crazy year. Spent two weeks in China scared out of my wits because I decided to go it alone and didn't speak the language.
Let's see. I'm a teacher, writer, former retail lackey, and I'm pretty sure tomorrow I'm going to be driving a trash truck at a flea market. No tattoos, no piercings. I have a permanent five o'clock shadow but beards are itchy and hot. I sport the clean cut look because I like to feel clean. I also feel a little superior to everyone else, but I'm self aware, so maybe we can get around that part.
Kids make my life better. I don't have any and I've never been married. But the best part of my day is standing up in front of a classroom.
I can cook.
I can fix things.
I like football but I can also tell you what a counterfactual conditional is. But even though I'm intelligent, pedantic philosophical conversations bore me. I'd rather be making something, doing something, eating something, or planning something. Like I said, there are enough blowhards around spitting theories about how the world works and how they'd fix it. I just want to make some good friends, have a meaningful romance, settle down and enjoy life.
Let's see, I haven't dated anyone seriously for two years. So I may stink at it. Don't worry though, I'll put forth effort. A mature, fun woman will get my attention. Ask questions, pay attention, take it slow and I'll return the favor. There's no rush but I am serious about meeting someone.
What am I looking for?
Somebody that's just having fun with life. You don't need to have a ton of responsibility. Work at a used bookstore? Cool. Sling chicken waffles at a food trailer? Awesome. As long as you're comfortable with who you are and can go home at night, sit on the porch or balcony, and just smile and enjoy life, then I think we'll get along just fine.Her ideal person
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