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The answer is this - Yes, yes it is.

I was married for a significant number of years to a terrible shrew of a person. I am now divorced and I will just be totally honest here and say that yes indeed I am a terribly shallow person who is now ready to have a Scorching Hotty that is about half my age for a Status Symbol Girlfriend. That is not to say that I won't treat you remarkably well as I certainly will.

People can it what they will, Identity Crisis, Mid Life Crisis, Cradle Robber, Trophy Girlfriend blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda. Who gives a Rats Ass? In the end older men and younger ladies and even older women and younger men just seem to work.

So I have comprised a list of why you should consider me as the December to your May:

I am FILTHY rich. Unless such a comment is just negative and offensive to you in which case what I meant to say is that I am a very civic minded Samaritan whose sole purpose in life is to bring peace to my fellow man.

I can imitate a variety of cartoon and famous peoples voices. Its HILLARIOUS>

My father is a scientist and a statistician. He does research studies on sociological impacts of nonstandard relationships all the time and I really need to do this so that I can quantify his life's work.

You could use this to really aggravate your parents. You know what -- lets strike that one. That is just a terrible reason. I have a really neat Mom who makes me these super great oatmeal cookies whenever I ask. (With raisins).
* It's just wrong to purposely tick of you parents. I would not want to be a responsible party to such superficial shenanigans. Forget I said that one.

You could use this to really tick of society. After all society never made me oatmeal cookies when I asked.

I am so ruggedly handsome and awesome that all your friends will be envious of you for at least a day or two maybe.

I am a super cultured mature man who's music taste range everywhere from Van Halen to Vivaldi, from Beethoven to the Beatles, from Ozzy to (Crap I can't think of a composer that starts with "O")

I graduated magna cum laude from Harvard. (Oh hell that's just a blatant lie -- I'm so sorry. Points for being honest?)

Here is my deal. I am simply attracted not only physiy but by personality, character and the passionate emotional fortitude of ladies that are younger than I am. It just worked out that way. I am not a stereotype or a flake (well that may actually be in question) or a typecast that likes to be pigeon holed. I am 44 and I look 38, I have an exuberant personality and I love life and I get along way better with women that are younger than I am. I am a really nice guy who treats women well. I love the arts and to some degree sports and I have incredible hair. Okay that's another lie. (In High School I was voted most likely to recede.) But I am a brilliant conversationalist.

So if you are tired of "boys" and you are interested in being treated with respect and like a Queen then maybe just maybe this will work and you will visit with me.

I went to college, I make a good living, I take care of my business I am not a bum who will borrow money. I might ask for an oatmeal cookie from time to time.

NOTATTION -- I posted this earlier in the week and was just BOMBARDED with offers from women wanting to be "Kept" so to speak. In case you have not figured this out my full intent behind this post is HUMOR. So Pleas let me explain, the "FILTHY RICH" comment is HUMOR. The fact that I am more attracted to women who are younger is true. I make a very comfortable living and while I adore women that are a bit younger than I am I truly DO NOT WISH to be someone's Sugar Daddy so PLEASE if that is what you are after seek elsewhere. And don't email me and ask if our first date can be for me to take you shopping. If you are interested in being in a relationship with someone that will adore you and treat you dignified then I am your Dude.

I would just love to visit with you and if you are so inclined to do so then please send a picture and I will return the favor. I know I probably should have put one up here but I don't want my face all over the internet (because I have warrants out -- just kidding). Okay also please put "Goon Dock" in the subject line so I can ignore all the erroneous gutter snipe emails. Okay ladies here is the deal. No pic, No subject line word -- email goes to the viral unknown without being read. Nuff Said.

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