Couples looking for sex Hanapepe CDP Beautiful adult seeking sex Portland Oregon Looking for youthful fun gal... ....OK, well, maybe just be ageeable then. Doing a CL Personal makes me feel like that Bird of Paradise from Borneo who puts on a dancing display to attract females. Well, at least he eventually succeeds because he's persistent and doesn't get spam in the process. Do you have a sense of humor?

The following are test jokes to see if you laugh.

1) Wife says "Honey, I want you to take me someplace I've never been before". Husband says "Okay, how about the kitchen?"

2) Doctor gives his patient six months to live. Man says " but doctor, I can't pay". Doctor gives him another six months.

3) What did a Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."

A snicker or girl snort counts as a laugh.

If I ever read another Personal ad cliche term like "moonlight beach walks," "fine wine" or "visiting museums," I may hurl. People should just visit a beach museum in the moonlight while drinking fine wine, maybe? I'm much younger then my years and like to do many things and hope you do too. Museums are OK, I guess. But, I'd like to see the one in Cario rather then Monte Rio.

I'm attractive, healthy, semiretired professional, looking to spend some time with a pretty, creative, open-minded younger woman who seeks someone to share intimate times, outdoor fun and recreation. You can be slender and tawny to roomy and blush. I'm blond, blue, 5'10" medium and clean my own place. I don't smoke, do drugs but like Earl Gray tea and homemade Margaritas. I think I have a lot to offer, but not looking for any drama, just a stress free, relaxing friendship. I'm single, Cal native, free and independent. I sleep late and wear shorts when I can get away with it. Lineage: German-English-Irish. But, I'm mostly Californicus-Santa Rosan.

Personally, my fave music is Urban Soul Goth Country flavored R&B Reggae World Techno-Funk (joke). Hey, be kind, I survived the 70s! Actually, I like most all music except the kind that vibrates my teeth from the next car over.

All I know is I'm happy, healthy, friendly, honest, open, humorous and usually a lot of fun. In short, I'm a desireable man of integrity and wit. I like music, the outdoors, the coast, exploring, topdown country drives and picnics, and enjoy a glass of wine in an afternoon forest or French press coffee on a morning beach. Would like to share some nice times with an affable lady who is younger then me (I like that word, affable). 40s, 50s also works. And, best of ALL... (drum roll please) You don't have to ever sleep with me! Although, you may eventually want to because I'm pretty darn captivating (not to mention modest). I like good conversation but am not overly political. And I also enjoy actually shutting up sometimes. I'm a good driver, can cook and fix things, which are rare abilities for someone who is also creative, humorous and charming (did I mention modest?). Women say men are only good for two things: Taking out the garbage and fixing stuff. I can fix a light switch, but finding that special lady? I may have to dance like a beautiful bird. Life is really all about personal preference when you get down to it.

A few of my famous proverbs:

Life is like a game of Horseshoes: Just get as close as you can.

I don't have a problem in the world that money couldn't solve, and I don't worry about the 1% it can't

If the ancient Egyptians were so smart, how come they couldn't paint a 3/4 portrait?

If you have to say it twice, you're not listening.

Life is but a mere blip of light between two dark eternities.

Please respond with a bit about yourself and a pic if possible. Please put FUN in response line to avoid spam deletion.

Thank you, I now return control of your computer to you.

Photos L-R

1 Me at Jenner, Goatrock, enjoying storm surf. 2 Borneo Bird of Paradise dancing for a mate. I can relate, somehow. 3 Me feeding pear to mini horses with Rod Stewart bangs. 4 My alter ego. I wear tights just like that in Walmart.

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