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Post Holiday Chocolate ;) Hello there chocolate lover ;) Let us be cut down to business...basiy its been a hot minute since I've got to lay some pipe and this is mainly do to my last FWB not being available. I had backup(s) but those bridges were burned because they had no (e.g. selfish lovers) and some turned into DEFCON 5 clingers. Sorry ladies but am not about that life. I'm looking for someone whose either in the same boat as I or doesn't mind joining me on the USS Chocolate Love ;). The cruise is scheduled to go out at least 2-3x a week or at the very least ounce a week. In other words I'd like to meet on avg 2-3x a week or ounce a week at the very least. BTW, this doesn't have to be strictly sex, we can chill and do normal friend things. Just on occassion you might be over the hood of my car taking it from behind...sounds good to you? lol yes I don't mind laying back and letting you take control either...that's what good friends do! ;) Now I don't have any major preferences, I do ask that your hygienics be DDF, being that I too am DDF. I know it's the holiday season and love is in the air BUT I don't want the gift that keeps on giving if you catch my drift. So if you have those presents to give under your tree, you can kindly keep them thank you. Also, though I prefer my women on the thick side (not morbidly obesse...sorry) I don't necessarily discriminate...beauty comes in all shapes and sizes :). Oh, I do request that you be at least single or in an open relationship. Though I don't mind if you were in a relationship where your significant other can't seem to please you or you're man is locked up or whatever your situation is. I just don't want to be punched in the face after your man walked in on us. Getting punched in the face isn't good for one's , and nothing the mood faster than a pissed of BF or husband....If you're still willing to take that risk, then we will have to work something out. If you're still reading and I've only peaked your interest or further moistened your then I invite you to send me a message! I look forward to your reply, happy hunger :p DISCLAIMER: Before we dive into the post I wanted to lay down a few things before I lay YOU down! This post is for: 1. Girls who love or don't mind chocolate (black) men 2. Girls who have some , aren't selfish lovers and don't mind pleasing (yes i got you covered too, don't worry ;) 3. Girls who love having their licked till they scream or cream whichever comes first ;) (you'd be surprised there are girls who don't like this...I know blasphemy right?) 4. Girls who love to indulge on a thick chocolate bar every now and then. 5. Girls who live within 15-30 mins of Allentown/ /Easton area 6. Girls who do not expect some form of compensation for this...meaning I'll not P2P, like I said am looking for a FWB w/ NSA 7. Girls only, no or trannys or guys...sorry but I like "organic" tacos over burritos any day lol 8. Girls who are okay with meeting in public first, before doing the deed...this is to feel each other out before doing it literally! lol 9. Girls who include a CLEAR face (and an OPTIONAL body ). This doesn't have to be in the first but I'd like one a few later. As it goes your gets mine. 10.Girls who change the subject to something to do with chocolate, get creative! this is to weed out the spam 11. Girls who don't mind that I don't do dirty pictures...you'll see the chocolate bar...in person ;) 12. Girls who can cut to the are serious about this...You like to play ? ain't nobody got time for that! 13. Girls who can exercise discretion...I'm a private man I like to keep my affairs (business, not marital affairs lol) private. P.S Thank you for reading and I swear am not as uptight as I sound...if you couldn't tell by the humour baked-in above! P.S.S When I said thick chocolate bar, do not be frightened or get too excited lol...I just mean am above averge in terms of girth and length but I don't have an elephant trunk or a dick in my trousers.

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