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In about 12 hours, I got 31 responses. A sample of what I got...

"Let's meet up. Hot guy here and just want some fun...."

"im 22 n im n a wheelchair now cus i got hit n a drive-by shootin, n wat tht bein said let me tell u now my dick still wrk! lol, n as u can tell by nickname im a PRO wit my tongue!"

"Hry i am Chris. You are nice. Send me something"

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Then there were the 4 that said nothing but just sent pics of their junk. Almost as bad were the dozen or so that were just "hi" and a number.

Those were just a few of the highlights. Only about 5 of them seemed to have been written by someone who wasn't a registered sex offender, living in mommy's basement, or had mastered 6th grade english.

I question my own sanity now posting an ad on here, but I'm going to do it anyway.. If any of the above turns you on, you probably aren't the kind of person I want to talk to, so please don't respond.

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