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�1 in 5 relationships begins online.� This is what an eHarmony commercial told me recently. Sounds promising�until you factor in that this, my friends, is Craigslist. Considering I'm not quite desperate enough for online dating forums to profit off my single-status�hello, Craigslist. I mean, I bought a bookshelf here once. It�s a decent bookshelf.
I�ve hypothesized what my ad will perpetuate, as follows in the first act.
Act 1:
I post here in a na�ve attempt to locate *that* man which eludes me in my everyday routine of life. I�m certain I won�t find him here, but I�ve heard of more bizarre happenings.
I get several responses, most of which lack syntax and structure and are devoid of any sign of intellect; however, I see a spark of potential in a few s. Those s get responded to & I don�t hear back from most. I mean, who�s serious about Craigslist anyway? And the fact that I�m a real person would probably leave any sane individual speechless.
I continue correspondence with the few brave souls who continue to correspond with a complete stranger. Most turn out to be hideous or socially inept, cementing my initial thought that I am a dumbass for posting this in the first place. And what happens if one person actually exceeds my expectations? Well, I haven't thought that far. I mean, this is a "cynical essay," keyword: "cynical." We will cross that bridge when we come to it.
Act 2:
I am a normal, decent human being. Yes. I am. I have hobbies and interests and whatnot, but I won�t bore you divulging that here. I have values and morals to which I adhere, some of my views transcend social norms. My mother has concluded that I should have been born several decades ago because I am �like a hippie� and an �old person.� What exactly that means, I have no idea�perhaps because I have an affinity for activism, hallucinogens, vintage things, and like to knit? We may never know. I am a musician, poet, fiction writer, improv comic, & artist; read: I am weird person�all rolled into one.
Act 3:
You are hopefully a bit eccentric, in the endearing way (similar to me). You have a public library card and know what streets to avoid on your bicycle. You are nerdy in the endearing way (similar to me). That doesn�t mean you profusely sweat when you talk to girls and stutter, and have wretched fashion sense. You just have an appreciation for knowledge and words. You, too, like art and music�so much so we could collaborate? Yes? Yes. Oh, and the picture, that embodies the perfect man in cartoon satiric form. If you are him, cartoon or real, you should reply!
I�ll only judge you based on how you present yourself. I�m not looking for a six packed, tan, gorgeous douche who can�t tell right from left. When I meet it, (�it" may seem a bit derogatory, well when I meet a potential �him,�) I�ll know it. And if this doesn�t in the least work out, fuck it, I�ll submit to eHarmony�or just socialize with my �type� more, that works too. Whatever.
Thanks for reading!
Wishing you the best.
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